: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I smell like Dick and happiness
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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