He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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