Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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