I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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