So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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