Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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