I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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