Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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