On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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