My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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