We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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