going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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