I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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