I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i love accidental penises.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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