Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Randomize
