It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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