Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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