did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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