is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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