I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Shame is for Republicans.
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