we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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