Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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