just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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