I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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