great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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