I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
