Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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