the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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