How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She even gives head with a lisp.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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