I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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