So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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