That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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