what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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