under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
