if you like me you must not know who I am
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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