Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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