she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
The uberlube is also flammable
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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