I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I just want to make out with him forever
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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