Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
