:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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