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maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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