Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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