this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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