Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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