The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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