i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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