West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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