Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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