I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Couch. On fire.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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