Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
organizing the empties. That sober.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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