it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
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