i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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